Being Fat Sucks Ass
Posted on 14. Dec, 2009 by Brad Hart in Snark | Twitter: @ |
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I’m fat and there is no easy or politically correct way to say that without looking like a hypocrite. Let me tell you something about being fat, it sucks ass. I am not talking about being ten or twenty pounds heavier than the suggested norm, because that is not fat unless you are three foot six. When you climb on your talking scale and it screams, “Get the fuck off of me!” then you should worry about being fat. Until you are at that point don’t bitch about being fat.
They say admitting your problem is the first step to fixing it, well here I am admitting I am a fat. I’ve been admitting it for a long time, and that hasn’t done a damn thing towards really solving the problem. I have tried diets and exercise both with little success and have very little idea where I am going to go now. My arthritis is killing me and my knees are shot. It isn’t what I eat since I have given up ninety-nine percent of the processed foods at home, rarely eat out, and seldom consume more than 1800 calories a day.
I am taking suggestions between now and spring when I hope to have my knee surgery that will put me back on the path to doing something.



That does suck ass. I have no idea what it’s like. Maybe you have a food allergy or syndrome X or something. Get checked out by an endocrinologist and an allergist.